I Have Fingers of Thunder

Johny Thundersbeard does not procrastinate about writing

3 Tips on How NOT to Write Fiction

Tip #1:

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Paint Your House. The outside.

Tip #2:

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When painting the parts of the house that no one will ever see (like roof side window sills on a cathedral ceiling); show great attention to detail and ensure all fiddly bits are perfect.

Tip#3:

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Join a department or project at your work that you think will give you lots of free time to write. Then quickly become the resident expert and go-to-person. Nothing will create a non-writing working environment faster then being indispensible.

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